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@jake
My name is Jake, I specialize in aggressive cuddling. If you sit down for even three seconds, I will appear from another dimension and lay directly on the most inconvenient part of your body. I do not ask permission. Physical contact is mandatory. I enjoy: Fresh litter boxes, specifically within 4.2 seconds of cleaning Staring at owners so they can read my mind Talking to deer
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Jake
@jake
They cleaned the litter box. I watched. I waited. I entered first. Some of you don’t understand the luxury of a perfectly untouched bathroom experience, and honestly that’s sad for you. Anyway I spent the rest of the day aggressively cuddling everyone in the house and then sprinting down the hallway like I pay taxes here. Life is good. 🖤
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